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A Perfectionist

They say he doesn’t talk much. He lacks contacts too. No one on earth has ever figured why.

He doesn’t waste his time. Instead he invests it in sleep. He doesn’t  iron his clothes. Wherever he goes, he loves it. He also loves whatever he does. Never gives up anything.

Some shithead: “Is this your story?”
Me: “No.”
Him: “What if it is?”
Me: “Who cares?”
The shithead: “Thanks.”
Us: “Welcome.”

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Once Second Time

How many times has been there when you had to reconsider your own verdict on anything? I believe there isn’t any harm in admitting your mistakes, if ever you made some.

The world is very simple. It’s just us who make it cruel. The easiest way I found to stay simple is to believe only in what you see. Which means, once you are mature enough to understand what is really happening around you, don’t lend ears to what you have never seen nor experienced. So, is it that you won’t believe Paris exists unless you see it? C’mon now. Test it yourself. How many have told you that Paris does not exist?

Living in a world you have only heard is like dreaming. We cannot admit it unless you wake up. What I really meant by this writing isn’t yet clear. I will update this once I get to know what is happening around me.

The end.

(You thought it right. This post will never be updated.)

Open letter to Internet Explorer 9

Dear IE9,

I assume that Microsoft made you to compete with Mozilla Firefox 4 and Google Chrome 11. But please pity me, as I didn’t try to look at you thinking its just another disaster. But you really are, my friend. And I am sure it’s not just me who thought like this. What were you thinking when you tried hard to copy Firefox 4 and Chrome 11 but chose to stay in the Windows format? While you tried to fool people saying you have got faster, how did you even think people would believe you?

The new Bing Bar does make your life ‘feel’ easier, don’t you think it’s just another stupid toolbar to track what all I do on the internet? And I am sure you will track all that I search on Google, send it to Bing and use it as Bing search? I thought it was unethical, but can excuse you. Just because you waited in my Windows Update for a couple of weeks, I thought of trying you. Even before 20 minutes of usage, I figured that you haven’t changed anything except got slower, slowed my PC down and gave me an idea to disable add-ons to make it run faster. Was there any other reason you said? Yea, there were. You claimed to be clean and trusted.

I seriously have no idea what made you claim that. When you said you can be trusted, I was thinking what to trust? That there would be no more spywares, adwares, toolbars, or what? Sorry to see the Bing Bar installed with you. I like it very much that I am never going to use it. When you claimed you are clean, and added that the increased viewing area would make my website shine, I never expected it shine as much that every designer has added burden and code a separate css file just for cleaning you. Oh, then it would be shining clean, yeah. Score.

update

When you said you are interoperable for once I thought you started supporting Linux and Mac too. Felt sorry for their users then. But as you started explaining that you are now supporting HTML5 and modern web standards, I felt relaxed. But my exclaim was genuine as Firefox and Chrome do support Linux and Mac, and you tried hard to copy them, didn’t you? But for once I can say you are a total loser. Not just for supporting HTML5, but for your existence. I always liked that you come installed with Windows and you should be proud that mostly the first other browser installed in a Windows PC is through you. Warm regards for IE10.

Yours sincerely,

A Loyal Windows user.